OK, today has been one of those days where crap just spews out of people's mouths:

[Complaining about a maths test.]
"I mean, nearly everyone in my class doesn't work at all and get good grades, yet I work like a *woodlouse* and get crap ones!"

Beth: Oh, I love the computers in the music block; you can program them to go "da da da da da da da BOOOOOOMMM!!!"

And there was more, but darnit...however, our wonderful bus buddy Jenny was the crap-spewer of the day.

Me and her were playing a game where I said a category (like "Teachers!" or "Flowers!" and she had to say the first thing related to that, straight away. And naturally, it became a bit...odd.

"Teachers!"
"Chair!"

"Boy!"
"Smiles!"

"Girl!"
"Smiles!"

"Flower!"
"Smiles!"

"Pete Borrie!"
"BUCKET!"

"A girl in your class!"
"Harrrrrr....preet!"
"There's a girl in your class called Harpreet."
"Um...no."

"Penis!"
"Small!"

"Karma Sutra!"
"SMALL!"

And, the most weird of them all:

"Tree!"
"Knob!"

Which sparked off this absurd conversation.

Rosby: [Ironically.] Ah, so that's how trees reproduce; everything the teachers tell you about photosynthesis is a lie: they actually have apendage just like humans...
Jenny: I'm sorry, what?
Rosby: I'm just saying that everyone lied about photosynthesis!
Jenny: Trees use photosynthesis to reproduce???
Rosby: Yes, because they...oh. ...well, how do they then?
Jenny: Um....seeds?
[long pause]
Rosby: Oh yeah...

Why is nobody posting? Come on stripey socks Lisa and Marie, what happened?

I'd better go now. Farewellll...


P.S. Does anyone know if the fantasticomoto Brokeback Mountain is out on DVD yet?