Quote of the day:

"Well, it must have been me! I've got such raw sexual magnetism!"
[Mr Cooper says from behind Rosby]
"Really? You do?"
"Ooooohhhhh GOOODDDDD."

Then as soon as he went away Tash (literally) collapsed onto the desk (and out Physics experiment) in hysterics, and Kat kept yelling, "What? What happened?"

Ho hum. I was going to describe the day, but I really can't be bothered anymore. I started writing my dramatic monologue for English; it's about an old man who loses his wife and can't quite believe it's happened.

"Emily?"
"Mmm hmm?"
"If you wanted to compare the word 'empty' to something, like 'it's as empty as' something, what would you say?"
"Hmm...'it's as empty as a jar of peanut butter when a fat man's been at it'."

Typical mad Emily comment there. Still, she did provide 'as empty as my world' which is brilliant considering the depressing nature of the monologue.

On the bus on the way home, me, Elizabeth, Jack, Neil and Jenny established these things:

• (Put forward by Rosby) Elizabeth and Jack will get married.
• (Put forward by Rosby) Neil and Elizabeth will get married.
• (Put forward by Jenny) Neil and Jack will be a gay couple.
• (Put forward by Elizabeth) Neil will be a house husband with a pinnie.
• (Put forward by Rosby) Yasmin and Elizabeth will be a lesbian couple
• (Put forward by Jack) If Rosby ever does become a screenwriter, it's obvious she'll just write parts for David Tennant.
• (Put forward by Neil) Rosby will be a mad scientist.

There was more, but I can't remember. Basically, me and Jenny spent the whole bus journey in hysterics. Jenny more so than me; she has the sickest mind ever to have been created. Oh, and:

• (Put forward by Rosby) Jenny will direct porn films

At which point Neil stared at me in horror filled increduilty and said "WHAT did you just say?" Doesn't sound funny but t'was.

Right, toast, then homework. Oh joy.

Byeeeeeeeeee!!!