They are just a bit thick, though, aren't they? My favourite bit of the site is the "God hates Canada" link. Detailing all of Canada's horrendous pro-gay crimes, it exhorts the faithful to run for their lives, warning: "There is no hope for Canada. God hates Canada!" So how exactly has God made his hatred known? By giving Canada one of the highest standards of living on the planet? Maybe it's by making the residents speak French really strangely - ooh, I'm scared. On balance, I'd say God seems pretty fond of Canada, sodomisers and all. But what would I know, I've defiled my unmarital bed and am going to hell anyway.
Welcome to Wild and Wandering Thoughts of a frizz-laden loon; the window into the mind and ramblings of an eccentric and geeky teenager. I don't visit here nearly as much as I'd like, but if you pop in every so often, you can read my scribblings on life, films, school, man-candy, and squee about dashing Timelords with huge...blue boxes. Please bear in mind I have greatly matured since some of the earlier entries; if you're keeping a blog during your teenage years, your diary style is bound to change. Anyway, enjoy.
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They are just a bit thick, though, aren't they? My favourite bit of the site is the "God hates Canada" link. Detailing all of Canada's horrendous pro-gay crimes, it exhorts the faithful to run for their lives, warning: "There is no hope for Canada. God hates Canada!" So how exactly has God made his hatred known? By giving Canada one of the highest standards of living on the planet? Maybe it's by making the residents speak French really strangely - ooh, I'm scared. On balance, I'd say God seems pretty fond of Canada, sodomisers and all. But what would I know, I've defiled my unmarital bed and am going to hell anyway.
By Marie, at 12:58 PM
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