There ain't never enough time, never enough...

Well, it appears nobody cares about Brokeback Mountain, Annie Proulx and/or Jake Gyllenhaal. (Or Heath Ledger, I suppose.) Ah well. I'll have to week copiously on my own...

Anyway, I found this on the Dr Who board on IMDb, and thought it was *hilarious*. The thread is called "Things we've learned from Doctor Who." Here are the best ones (well, the ones that made me giggle):

• They REALLY want their Mummy.
• If a drooling old pervert offers you to come “traveling” with him, go.
• Keep satsumas in your pockets.
• never touch a dalek - you will either burn or make it want to die
• Look out for Life-Size pencilcases, with the zips on their foreheads. They aint really pencilcases.
• if someone is constantly farting, soak them in vinegar
• It's nice to be a lunatic.
• Looking into the heart of the TARDIS which you must-not-do-under-any-circumstances-or-you-will-die can easily be cured by a bit of kissing.
• Tea cures everything that kissing can't.
• If you see a big head in a massive jar, ask him what the big secret is.
• If in doubt - lick the door (This was my absolute favourite one).
• Daleks like to pimp their rides.
• Is that a gun up your bum or are you pleased to see me? (Another favourite.)
• The Time Lords must've gotten into the habit hoarding their Jelly Babies during the war. Don't count on being offered one.

OK, on another note.

I have German GCSE orals.

On Wednesday.

Poo, bollocks, crap, shite and FECK in excelsis! Dad says I have to relax and enjoy them! How???!! These bloody exams effect the rest of my academic future? How can I relax? How???

I'm going away to panic now. COMMENT!!!!